Freak on the Run: South City Cops Hunt Man After Adult Toy Store Robbery
SOUTH CITY, MO — In one of the more unusual thefts of the year, police are searching for a man who brazenly walked out of Ciggfreeds Liquid and Lace — a popular adult boutique in South City — with a bag filled with stolen sex toys, intimate wear, and fetish accessories. The bizarre burglary unfolded around 7:10 p.m. on Saturday evening and has since captured both public curiosity and police attention.
According to surveillance footage and witness accounts, the suspect entered the store alone and appeared to browse the shelves casually before stuffing a selection of high-end adult products into a large bag. Among the stolen items were several vibrators and dildos, cock rings, various lubricants, lingerie, and a number of BDSM-related products.
Store employees say the man’s demeanor was calm and composed, as if he were just another customer finishing up a routine shopping trip.
“He didn’t sneak around or act nervous,” said one staff member who witnessed the incident. “He grabbed what he wanted, stuffed the bag, and walked right out the door like he owned the place. It was shocking.”
The suspect is described as a Black male in his late 20s to early 30s with a medium build. At the time of the theft, he was wearing a dark hoodie, jeans, and a baseball cap. Investigators believe he may have scoped out the store prior to the theft, as the incident was carried out quickly and with confidence.
“It’s unclear whether the suspect intended to use the items personally or resell them online or elsewhere,” said a spokesperson for the South City Police Department. “But theft is theft, and we’re treating this as a serious offense.”
The store owner, who wished to remain unnamed, confirmed that the stolen merchandise is valued at several hundred dollars and includes products not commonly found in typical retail stores.
“We’ve been in business for years and seen a lot,” they said. “But this guy just helped himself to a fantasy starter pack and strolled out. It’s funny — but it’s also frustrating.”
Ciggfreeds Liquid and Lace is known in the community for its wide selection of adult products and welcoming environment. While the nature of the theft has led to some light-hearted reactions online, police are urging the public to take the situation seriously.
“This individual committed a crime,” the police department emphasized. “We’re asking anyone who may recognize him from the surveillance images or who has any information to come forward.”
Those with tips can contact the South City Police Department directly or reach out to the management at Ciggfreeds Liquid and Lace. All information will be kept confidential, and anonymous tips are welcome.
As investigators continue their search for the so-called “pleasure bandit,” residents of South City are left shaking their heads — and keeping a close eye on their more risqué retail stores.